Robert Shoykhet is the fake Matt Damon to my fake Ben Affleck.
Marisa Bryan is the Nawt Toast to my Buttered Toast.
Emily Withers is the Sookie to my Lorelai.
THE BEST OF FRIENDS. (Nawt and Buttered. Not you and me. Are we even friends? What?) (P.S. I love you)
Affleck.” I am speechless.