February 2012
2 posts
Feb 7th
6 notes
Feb 7th
190,731 notes
January 2012
20 posts
Jan 30th
131,863 notes
Jan 29th
3,220 notes
I'm sorry- allow me just one second of pure and...
What the fuck happens when your relief turns into something that makes you feel worse? 
Jan 29th
Absolutely a first in about a thousand different...
For No Eyes Only   I am constructed   of sadder stock  than most. The quickest taste I can conjure into my palate  is a crab apple plucked   from the pit of weatherworn  and barren earth. Scorching  and pleading in the same tongue-spun creation.   Ashes to ashes, luck is good luck reaping what you’ve already burned.  We start out lonely and die alone. 
Jan 29th
1 note
Despite my best efforts, I'm kinda happy.
Jan 21st
3 notes
WatchWatch
robshoy: Joe’s new puppy, Zooey, is still not used to being locked up in her kennel. Lordy lordy. Oh boy does this bring back memories of Nike back in the day. 
Jan 15th
4 notes
Jan 15th
48,741 notes
Friendship
Robert Shoykhet is the fake Matt Damon to my fake Ben Affleck.  Marisa Bryan is the Nawt Toast to my Buttered Toast.  Emily Withers is the Sookie to my Lorelai. 
Jan 15th
3 notes
Jan 13th
2,411 notes
Jan 9th
8,763 notes
“It’s great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Jan 7th
Something tells me I'm into something good.
Jan 7th
pardonmymelodrama asked: How could you be embarrassed to say you listen to Kelly Clarkson? She's a goddess.
Jan 7th
Oh Kelly Clarkson, you may be completely...
Jan 7th
Jan 5th
11,964 notes
Jan 5th
1,485 notes
Sophomoric
Dramatic post warning.  I wasn’t feeling particularly resolution friendly this past week. In fact, at the New Year’s party I was at, I deflected any conversations on the subject by saying I resolved to have a worse attitude this year than any year before.  Then I went home and cried myself to sleep.  I’ve been a mess this semester, and it really hasn’t occurred to me...
Jan 5th
My New Year's Resolution: Stop wanting.
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
39,651 notes
Jan 2nd
1,605 notes
December 2011
31 posts
Dec 30th
Take this quiz and feed a child in the Horn of... →
Dec 29th
2 notes
Dec 28th
2,736 notes
3 tags
“No one can vote you off this island, except you and your low self esteem. So,...”
– Improvising Better Jimmy Carrane and Liz Allen
Dec 28th
13 notes
If you were a gym leader, what would you specialty...
awildvolpeappears: princeoshawott: thegreyking: ashleyisaboysnametoo: questskyzeidler: rated-e-for-eevee: 3-4 pokemon only Ghost Sableye, Banette, Drifblim, Cofagrigus Why do I have to choose D= Normal Togekiss, Porygon-Z, Lickilicky, Blissey My theme would be Dragon-like pokemon that aren’t dragon type Charizard, Gyarados, Tyranitar and Steelix Water Type Gym definitely: ...
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
86 notes
Dec 22nd
6,500 notes
Dec 22nd
139 notes
Dec 22nd
59,484 notes
Dec 22nd
581 notes
Dec 21st
52 notes
Dec 21st
39 notes
Dec 21st
28,449 notes
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
125 notes
“Let the sounds bring me back: sounds of no regret. And before you know it,...”
– Words, Lady Gaga/Stefani Germanotta
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
90,048 notes
Sometimes I look back on the past year and a half...
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
180 notes
Dec 16th
2,182 notes
10 Page Paper overnight, final in 3 hours.
I feel as though after this morning, I’ll have completed some sort of college rite of passage. That may be naive, or misinformed, but I’m gonna just have my moment. 
Dec 15th
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
Dec 12th
14,087 notes
Dec 11th
8 notes
Dec 8th
45,955 notes
I don't even.
Suraj: Andrea, where is your family from originally?
Andrea: They were Pilgrims.
Marty: Really? So you're originals!
Dec 8th
6 notes
You know that saying that's like "It's like a...
Dec 4th
“Love is a homeless guy Searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and...”
– Bo Burnham, Love Is Momentously relevant to my life. 
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
400 notes