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SHE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

SHE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

Absolutely a first in about a thousand different ways. This is a poem I wrote.

For No Eyes Only

 

I am constructed

 

of sadder stock 

than most. The quickest

taste I can conjure

into my palate 

is a crab

apple plucked

 

from the pit

of weatherworn 

and barren

earth. Scorching 

and pleading in the same

tongue-spun creation.

 

Ashes to ashes,

luck is

good

luck reaping

what you’ve already burned. 

We start out lonely and die

alone. 

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robshoy:

Joe’s new puppy, Zooey, is still not used to being locked up in her kennel. Lordy lordy.

Oh boy does this bring back memories of Nike back in the day. 

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

Okay I know that every time I think someone is cool I say that they’re my spirit animal, but FOR REAL Miss Jay is my spirit animal. 

Friendship

Robert Shoykhet is the fake Matt Damon to my fake Ben Affleck. 

Marisa Bryan is the Nawt Toast to my Buttered Toast. 

Emily Withers is the Sookie to my Lorelai. 

Alternatively:
Try to do something nice for someone. End up apologizing.
Give someone a friendly hello. End up apologizing.
Wake up. End up apologizing. 

Alternatively:

Try to do something nice for someone. End up apologizing.

Give someone a friendly hello. End up apologizing.

Wake up. End up apologizing. 

awildvolpeappears:

dusknitemaren:

bitchofspace:

travalicious:





I’m scared of babies now.

Yeah holy crap that’s terrifying.

I don’t even… what even… 
WELP I GUESS I’M ADOPTING. 

awildvolpeappears:

dusknitemaren:

bitchofspace:

travalicious:

I’m scared of babies now.

Yeah holy crap that’s terrifying.

I don’t even… what even… 

WELP I GUESS I’M ADOPTING.