The Denial Twist

I'm Andrea.
I'm 17.
I sing, act, and improvise.
I love my friends (sort of goes without saying, right?)
I'm really bad at things like this.
Read my blog?
And there was this immigrant… or woman… I’m not sure…

Hannah. (Move over Andrea… there’s a new dog in town.) (via robshoy)

HAH. psshffff.

Kiddo, right now my game is like a level 7. watch me kick it up a notch.

you know that part in the Princess Bride where Inigo is all “I AM NOT LEFT-HANDED”? Well, I’ve been using my left hand. My prosthetic left hand. BRING IT.

Maybe this year won't be so bad after all...

as long as I have the only other competent person in the kitchen, the only other competent person in life, and Lady Gaga.

THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

Seriously.

Finding Nemo

  • Marlin: I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
  • Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
  • Marlin: What?
  • Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.
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HANNAH NAST

I miss you. =[

arthurrlewis:

pennedbyme:

Reason four million and two actors are great politicians.


CHALLENGE: First four million and one!

arthurrlewis:

pennedbyme:

Reason four million and two actors are great politicians.

CHALLENGE: First four million and one!

GPOTW-Cabin Fever Edition

GPOTW-Cabin Fever Edition

I brought my HEL class cookies even though I was sick, because I didn't want to let the class down on food day.

What do they do? They freak out on me because they think I’m going to give them the flu.

Moral of the story? Don’t bust your ass to make cookie jack-o-lanterns; clearly the more important part is your obviously malicious gesture to rob them of their health.